(Because “Top Ten” of anything is supposed to be the magic bullet for exciting headlines.)
I haven’t been blogging.
My gym caught fire.
I called in sick Friday. I felt horrid. The worst part about calling in sick on Friday is that no one believes you’re not just hung over. But I wasn’t.
I still haven’t taken the new (used) car to the shop. It has a few minor things left to be fixed that drive me mad, but it’s completely drivable, so I’ve been putting it off.
Boys are kind of predictable right now. In college, all I wanted was a boyfriend. In the real world, all I want is someone who can hold my interest.
My job is okay. My boss wants me to have input into the hiring process and the business strategy. It’s scary.
I’m the youngest employee. I have to manage work done by people much older than me, and sometimes I have to say things they don’t want to hear.
I try to compensate by keeping gum at my desk. There’s a Post-It that says, “Free Gum :).”
See the smiley face? I’m a friendly guy. Please don’t get mad at me.
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My boss kept M&Ms in her office and I would always go in to “talk to her” and grab a huge handful. Also, your gym burning down gives you a good excuse not to work out. Actually, a better workout would’ve been if you were working out, it caught fire, and then you had to escape – nothing like a little adrenaline to make you move your quads a bit faster!
Your.gym.caught.fire.
Wow.
@Corinne Candy at the desk! Classic pavlovian conditioning at its best.
@Mrs. Micah… It got better
You may or may not be living my life. Just in another place…
(I laughed out loud.)
Cheers!
Ok, so most of those things don’t make you suck. And one or two of those things made me laugh, so thank you :-)
Man, welcome to your 20’s and the real f-ing world. Sucks doesn’t it? And my 30 year old girlfriend says that sometimes she doesn’t feel that it is getting better.
Get your car fixed!!!!!